In a Time When We No Longer Think, Feel (Or Even Hate)

In a time when television sets wipe clean the mind’s slate and we no longer think or feel or even hate- our brains now completely blank, as we sink into super-sized sofas holding 3 liter drinks and watch our digitized selves burn in the new reality TV show starring you called the midnight news. and later at night when the windows fill with artificial light we laugh ourselves to bed.

Internet Reporting: Almost as Legitimate as This...

       Have you heard of meat water?  Yes, it's true, water made to taste like meat.  It even has a website, check it out.  And you can believe me because I told you.  But if for some reason you don't think I'm a reputable source of information (I don't know why you would...) you can check out the AOL.com article.  Take your time, read it...  Now do you believe me?